Tits Up In The Rhubarb

fuwsona:

octoexpansionz:

UH OH SISTERS!

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choonchy:

iamoutofideas:

choonchy:

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is


(Source: dangerousvikings)


unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

(Source: unclefather)


karna-pizzahut:

graynard:

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bodycount

That’s how many times he’s said the n word


appasauce:

officialcommanderlexa:

officialcommanderlexa:

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

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i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked

(Source: sappharah)


thehoosh:

automatic-caution-door:

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this is cute


portaltwo:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

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cheskamouse:

higgsboshark:

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.

This is a powerful positive message..


eliana55226838:

brutus-red-xiii:

I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA